Queen to be replaced by waxwork
The Royal Wave broken down to its constituent parts in a double exposure photograph. Following the Queen’s lacklustre performance in the House of Lords last week, it has emerged that her majesty is...
View ArticleQueen told to fuck herself
Try not to automatically punch her in the kidneys and call her a vag-faced Aussie cockmaster Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was this morning repeatedly told to “Fuck off”, “Piss off” and generally “Go...
View ArticleQueen Beatrix’s abdication causes rift in UK Royal Family
“I’ll probably be king bythe time you’ve developed the negative!” Charles told the photographer. That was in 1923. The news that the Queen of the Netherlands is abdicating in favour of her son has...
View ArticleEnnis: “Queen groped my boobs”
“Before I knew what was happening she’d raised her hands like this, and then…’Honk Honk!'” wept the Olympian. The London 2012 heptathlon champion, Jessica Ennis, made shocking accusations against the...
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